The Postal Dude

"I regret nothing."

The Postal Dude is an unlockable character in the game. Like Serious Sam and Lo Wang, he is a guest character, but hails from the Postal video game series. He can be unlocked by a complicated process (or, alternatively, win 4 online matches). The Postal Dude is currently not playable on Xbox and PlayStation editions of Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator.

Bio

Oh, God! What an awful stench! Did someone slaughtered a goat in here? No, seriously... What do I do here? It's just a terrible game made for horny teenagers. Well, it wouldn't be so terrible if I could only find some Krotchies here... There is an old kebab made of Ctulhu, Chinese clown running around with Japanese scissors. More so, first and foremost, THE Father Himself! Well, that was unexpected. Maybe He will sign my petition as 'till now only my weapon understood me. I see a potential network of my new psychotic friends. Maybe I can actually fall in love with 'em? Let's burst with piss together!

Unlocking

There are two confirmed ways to unlock The Postal Dude

1. Play and win 4 online matches.
2. Complete tournament mode with every other character, then play a multiplayer match (either online or local two-player) in "By the Lake" and have Interlocutor 1 (Player whose character says "Does this body belong to you by chance?") win the match. You will then unlock The Postal Dude.

Weakness

The Postal Dude is weak to phrases that relate to sinful things, such as:

1. Satan
2. The Hell's Grannies Gang
3. The Nazis
4. Your sins
5. Drunk with
6. Farted on
7. [Has/Have] a steaming romp with
8. Pissed on
9. Probably murdered
10. Will disembowel
11. Go(es) around murdering people
12. [Is/Are] sinful
13. [Is/Are] vile
14. Tell(s) dirty jokes at funerals
15. [Was/Were] burnt like a witch
16. Will be damned for eternity
17. Will murder for a seat reservation

Unique insults

1. Kebab made of your mother
2. Krotchy The Giant Scrotum
3. Found a new application for a cat's butt
4. [Is/Are] feeling a little psychotic this morning
5. [Is/Are] gonna burst with piss
6. Like(s) running with scissors
7. Signed my petition
8. Pissed on
9. Will disembowel
10. Just call me Doctor Euthanasia!
11. Which seemed intuitive in design docs!

Trivia

• The Postal Dudes bio makes fun of several characters such as Lo Wang, HP Lovecraft, and The Father
• The Postal Dude was the last character added.
• The Postal Dude is voiced by Rick Hunter, who voiced the Demon in his Head in Postal and voiced the Postal Dude himself in Postal 2.