Pet Shop is one of five scenarios in the game. It involves two people arguing over a dead parrot.
Interlocutor 1: "I wish to complain about this parrot I purchased."
Interlocutor 2: "The Norwegian Blue...what's wrong with it?"
Interlocutor 1: "It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
Interlocutor 2: "No, no...he's resting."
If interlocutor 1 wins:
Interlocutor 1: "Will you replace the bloody parrot now?!"
Interlocutor 2: "All right, I will. I have plenty of them in the box."
Interlocutor 1: "I want a live one, or I'll be back to complain."
If interlocutor 2 wins:
Interlocutor 2: "You are clearly not a parrot expert. I can assure you I am qualified to assess his mood."
Interlocutor 1: "I'm sorry. You were right all along. He was probably just pining for the fjords."
Terms exclusive to this scenario Edit
The following terms can only be used in this scenario:
- A dead parrot
- All of those animals
- This bloody pet shop
- This parrot
- Belong(s) in one of those cages
- This scenario is a reference to the infamous Dead Parrot Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
- You can deal heavy damage to your opponent with the phrase "This parrot is no more!" or "This parrot is stone dead!"
- The parrot is in fact alive as it moves when the turns switch.