Mrs Maggie, real name Margaret Oldershore(?), is one of the three starting characters in Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator, alongside Mr J. Shufflebottom and Sir Knight.


"You can call me Mrs Maggie, love."

Bio Edit

She's seen things you people wouldn't believe. She fought wars, flirted with two presidents, composed a score for a naughty film, owned an arcade and got stoned at the 20th anniversary of her menopause. For ten years she was in a gang, and just recently retired. All those moments will be lost in time, like Time to kick the bucket.

Weakness Edit

Mrs Maggie is elderly, and is sensitive to terms related to age and death, such as:

  • [is/are] an old bugger
  • [is/are] deceased
  • [is/are] no more
  • [is/are] old
  • [is/are] stone dead
  • will soon kick the bucket
  • Tell(s) dirty jokes at funerals

Unique insults Edit

  • Defenseless young men
  • The Hell's Grannies Gang
  • [Has/Have] no life experience
  • [Has/Have] not finished puberty
  • Because you are a spoiled brat!
  • So you know, well, innit, eh?
  • Young man!

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