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Father

"I am your father."

Father is an unlockable character in the game. He can be unlocked by completing Tournament Mode with five different characters, serving as the final opponent in the same mode. He has slightly more health than other characters, at 150% HP.

Bio Edit

On the first day God created a parrot. And it was dead. On the second day he went to a game jam and created a game about the parrot. And it was good. On the third day he decided to give the game to the people for free. And they played it and they were entertained. Noticing that, on the fourth day God said: "Oh my God! People are playing my game!". So on the fifth day he created a premium remake of the game. And it was even better. Lord giveth, Lord earneth. After that God took two days off. And it was a good time.

Weakness Edit

Father does not like the subject of family, a very common topic, to be brought up, and is offended by terms such as:

  • Your beloved auntie
  • Your cousin's car
  • Your father
  • Your husband
  • Your mother
  • Your sister
  • Your son
  • Your wife

Unique insults Edit

  • Cannot buy a stairway to heaven
  • [Is/Are] not my creation
  • Will be damned for eternity
  • And I damn you!
  • And I don't love you!
  • Because I don't exist!
  • You pitiful mortal!

Trivia Edit

  • Father is a clear reference to real-life actor Morgan Freeman.

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