ER is an unlockable scenario in the game. It involves two people arguing over who should the liver in the middle be given to.
Interlocutor 1: "Excuse me, but I need this liver. I was shot and I'll die in a few moments of I don't have it."
Interlocutor 2: "Terribly sorry, but this is my liver. I've partied my whole life and I'd quite like to continue."
Interlocutor 1: "I'm dying and you're worried about parties?!"
Interlocutor 2: "Oh, look at me, it's so sad, I'm dying! You know what's really sad?"
If interlocutor 1 won:
Interlocutor 1: "That's settled then, I'm taking this liver."
Interlocutor 2: "Sure, take it. Don't forget to have my bladder and spleen as well, why don't you! Bloody self entitled twit..."
If interlocutor 2 won:
Interlocutor 1: "I'm sorry for troubling you. I might be dying, but to live without parties...I guess that's even worse!"
Interlocutor 2: "No problem, mate. Send my regards to John Lennon."
Terms exclusive to this scenario Edit
The following terms can only be used in this scenario:
- Your liver
- donated organs for
- [is/are] an organ in your abdomen
- need(s) a liver transplant
- Which might cause death!