This is a list of all words in Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, sorted by word category. Characters who are weak to the phrases below are placed in square brackets [ ]. Character specific phrases will be marked with a * along with the name of that character. Stage specific phrases will also be marked with a * along with the stage they are in.
Nouns
- a bucket of vomit *Nigel H.
- a cheap suit [Shufflebottom, Albert]
- a cheese shop
- a cider-drinking chav * Shufflebottom
- a cold pasty *Nigel H.
- a cold sausage without mustard * Nigel H.
- a cream-faced loon * Sir Knight
- a dead parrot * Pet Shop
- a demon's asshole * Lo Wang
- a duck hunter * By the Lake
- a frightened schoolboy [Lo Wang]
- a grunting sow [Nigel H.]
- a half-eaten crumpet * Nigel H.
- a hamster
- a horny little bunny [ postal dude] * Lo Wang
- a lazy old codger * Shufflebttom
- a lumberjack
- a muppet
- a piece of battered cod * Nigel H.
- a platypus
- a public loo
- a red-arsed baboon
- a ruttish fishmonger * Sir Knight
- a strange woman lying in a pond
- all of those animals *Pet Shop
- an alien hamburger * Serious Sam
- an English pig dog [Nigel H.]
- angry mob
- an ordinary pigsty [H. P. Lovecraft]
- Dagon * hp lovecraft
- defenseless young men [Lo Wang] *Mrs Maggie
- elderberries
- fish 'n' chips * Nigel H.
- homeless man's socks [Shufflebottom, Albert]
- kebab made of your mother * Postal Dude
- Krotchy The Giant Scrotum * Postal Dude
- Louisiana swamp-priests * H. P. Lovecraft [postal dude)
- Satan [Postal Dude]
- some bloody minger
- some dirty rag
- some dog
- someone insane
- spam
- Stalin's jockstrap [Grisha]
- that Thing on your doorstep * H. P. Lovecraft
- the African swallow
- the afterlife only in afterlife
- the communists [Grisha, Serious Sam]
- the Cozzers * Albert
- the Deep Ones * H. P. Lovecraft
- the Hell's Grannies gang [Postal Dude] * Mrs. Maggie
- the Meaning of Life [H. P. Lovecraft, Serious Sam] * The Afterlife
- the Nazis [Serious Sam]
- the Queen [Serious Sam]
- the Royal Family [Serious Sam]
- the thing you had for lunch [H. P. Lovecraft] * Nigel H.
- this bloody pet shop *Pet Shop
- this conversation [H. P. Lovecraft]
- this lake * By the Lake
- this liver * ER
- this parrot * Pet Shop
- this place
- this poor man * By the Lake
- this train * Train Compartmemt
- vodka * Grisha
- you
- your beloved auntie [Father]
- your country [Grisha]
- your cousin's car
- your face [Nigel H.]
- your father [Father]
- your favourite Bond actor
- your hat [Shufflebottom]
- your house [Albert]
- your hovercraft
- your husband [Father]
- your Kettle * Albert
- your liver * ER
- your math teacher
- your mother [Father]
- your pimply arse [H. P. Lovecraft] * Albert
- your seat only in train compartment
- your sense of style [Shufflrebottom]
- your sister [Father]
- your sins [Postal Dude] * The Afterlife
- your son [Father]
- your wife [Father]
Verbs
- [is/are]
- [is/are] afraid of my minigun [Lo Wang] *Serious Sam
- [is/are] an ill-nurtured whey face [Lo Wang] [Nigel H.] *Sir Knight
- [is/are] an old bugger [Mrs Maggie]
- [is/are] an organ in your abdomen [H.P. Lovecraft] *ER
- [is/are] deceased [Mrs Maggie] (Serious Sam)
- [is/are] dull and ugly [Nigel H.]
- [is/are] feeling a little psychotic this morning [Lo Wang] *Postal Dude
- [is/are] full of eels
- [is/are] getting fat [Nigel H.]
- [is/are] gonna burst with piss *Postal Dude
- [is/are] interested in photography
- [is/are] minging *Shufflebottom
- [is/are] no more [Mrs Maggie]
- [is/are] not a part of Europe [Grisha]
- [is/are] not interesting [H.P. Lovecraft]
- [is/are] not migratory
- [is/are] not my creation *Father
- [is/are] not Serious *Serious Sam
- [is/are] old [Mrs Maggie]
- [is/are] racist [H.P. Lovecraft] (Serious Sam) *Albert
- [is/are] rather plain
- [is/are] rude
- [is/are] scratched
- [is/are] silly
- [is/are] sinful [Postal Dude] *Father
- [is/are] stone dead [Mrs Maggie]
- [is/are] very naughty
- [is/are] vile
- [is/are] where you can sit only in train compartment
- [is/are] worthless [Albert, Lo Wang]
- [was/were] born in (Grisha)
- [was/were] burnt like a witch [Postal Dude]
- [was/were] defeated by [Lo Wang]
- [was/were] in jail
- [was/were] owned by [Lo Wang] *Serious Sam
- [was/were] teabagged by [Lo Wang] *Serious Sam
- [has/have] a steaming romp with [Postal Dude]
- [has/have] an unsightly face [Nigel H.]
- [has/have] bad breath [H.P. Lovecraft]
- [has/have] bum cancer [H.P. Lovecraft]
- [has/have] no life experience [Lo Wang] *Mrs Maggie
- [has/have] not finished puberty [H.P. Lovecraft] *Mrs Maggie
- [has/have] not so much brain as ear wax *Sir Knight
- [has/have] only local multiplayer [Sir Knight]
- [has/have] tiny feet
- [has/have] worse hair than [Shufflebottom]
- act(s) like
- admire(s) pictures of
- ate Yul Brynner with *Albert
- belong(s) in one of those cages *Pet Shop
- bother(s) me
- bring(s) insults to a sword fight
- can be found in Pokémon GO [Sir Knight]
- can lick my lead *Serious Sam
- can not buy a Stairway to Heaven *Father (Albert)
- can't dance
- can't exercise because of [Nigel H.]
- can't hold liquor *Grisha (H.P. Lovecraft)
- can't tie a tie [Shufflebottom]
- change(s) into
- dance(s) like
- died because of *The Afterlife
- do(es)n't like
- do(es)n't own a colour telly [Sir Knight, Albert]
- donated organs for *ER
- drunk with *Grisha
- eat(s) only non-gluten lembas *Nigel H.
- enjoyed Batman v Superman [Sir Knight]
- fart(s) in your general direction
- farted on
- found a new application for a cat's butt *Postal Dude
- give(s) a butcher's hook at *Albert
- go(es) around murdering people *By the Lake
- had too much of Fungi from Yuggoth *H.P. Lovecraft
- hide(s) in this shrubbery *By the Lake
- like(s) running with scissors *Postal Dude
- like(s) to flash in the park
- look(s) like
- look(s) like a sad lemur [Nigel H.]
- made a poor deal with [Albert] *Albert
- make(s) fun of the Pope [Serious Sam]
- make(s) me sick
- move(s) like a pregnant yak *Lo Wang
- must be fun at parties
- need(s) a liver transplant [Serious Sam] *ER
- never heard the Call of Cthulhu *H.P. Lovecraft
- never partied in Moscow [Grisha] *Grisha
- never watched Star Wars [Sir Knight]
- pissed on [Postal Dude] *Postal Dude
- play(s) hidden object games [Sir Knight]
- pre-ordered No Man's Sky [Sir Knight]
- probably murdered [Postal Dude] *By the Lake
- poses nude for
- put(s) on granny's clothing [Shufflebottom]
- read(s) Necronomicon with *H.P. Lovecraft
- secretly adore(s)
- send(s) you warmest pots and dishes *Albert
- signed my petition *Postal Dude (H.P Lovecraft)
- sit(s) next to
- smell(s) of
- stalked
- still use(s) Windows Vista [Sir Knight]
- suck(s) at Overwatch [Sir Knight, Lo Wang]
- support(s)
- swallowed a chewing gum
- talk(s) to strangers
- taste(s) like
- tell(s) dirty jokes at funerals [Mrs Maggie, Serious Sam] *Postal Dude
- used to steal from orphans *Albert
- vomit(s) after drinking vodka *Grisha
- walk(s) silly
- want(s) some Wang *Lo Wang
- wanted to be
- wear(s) second-hand clothes [Shufflebottom, Albert]
- went to the Mountain of Madness with *H.P. Lovecraft
- will always be alone [Nigel H., H.P. Lovecraft]
- will be chopped to bits [Lo Wang] *Lo Wang
- will be damned for eternity [Postal Dude] *Father
- will disembowel [Postal Dude] *Postal Dude
- will murder for a seat reservation *Train Compartment
- will reincarnate as a pigeon only in afterlife
- will soon kick the bucket [Mrsaggie]
- worked with
Endings
- mate/honey! *Everyone
- mister/ma'am! * Everyone
- sir/lady! *Everyone
- and everybody knows that! * Everyone
- and I damn you! *Father
- and I don't love you! * Father
- and I have proof! * Everyone
- and I'm Serious! * Sam
- and it's scientifically proven! *Everyone
- and now let me finish the rites! *Lovecraft
- and piss off! *Everyone
- and stop being a berk! *Albert
- and that's a load of bollocks! *Albert
- and that's racist! *Albert [Lovecraft and Sam]
- and the Dead One still dreams in R'lyeh! * Lovecraft
- and you can't deny it! *Everyone
- and you know it's true! *Everyone
- because I don't exist! [Lovecraft] ??? *Father
- because you are a spoiled brat! *Maggie
- cockwomble! *Shufflebottom
- I bet! *Everyone
- innit?! *Albert
- и я знаю, что ты шпион! (i ya znayu, chto ty shpion! ; and I know you're a spy!) * Grisha
- just call me Doctor Euthanasia! [Maggie] *Postal dude
- like a minging peasant! [ albert] *Everyone
- now put a sock in it! *Sam
- nudge nudge! * Everyone
- oh God, who writes this stuff?! *Sam
- or is it about the way I talk?! *Albert
- pardon my French! *Everyone
- says the fortune cookie! *Lo Wang
- so go back to your seat! * train compartment only
- so, you know, well, innit, eh?! *Maggie
- товарищ! (tovarishch!) [friend!] [comrade!] *Grisha
- which is an ancient Chinese secret * Lo Wang
- which makes me stiff! * Lo Wang
- which might cause death! *Everyone
- which seemed intuitive in design docs! *Postal dude
- which will make you die or go insane! *Lovecraft
- yeah baby! *Sam
- you [son/daughter] of a washerwoman! *Everyone
- you cheeky bastard! *Shufflebottom
- you cheeky bint! *Shufflebottom
- you commoner! [Albert and Grisha] *Everyone
- you cross-eyed, inbred muckspout! * sir knight
- you dickbag! * Lo Wang
- you ginger! [Grisha] * Albert
- you inbred twit! *Everyone
- you lying git! *Everyone
- you numpty! *Shufflebottom
- you pillock! *Shufflebotttom
- you pitiful mortal! [Lovecraft] *Father
- you posh fopdoodle! *Shufflebottom [Albert]
- you tottering fool-born hedge-pig! *Sir Knight
- young man! *Maggie
The next person to write here, please be polite (do not use "every nigga" or the like) and use proper captioning and pronunciation (do not write "every1").