"I'm Albert, but you can call me Albert."
Albert is an unlockable character in the game. He was once an unused character, but was added on 16-1-2017.
Bio
Albert gained his trade experience on the streets of London and has not yet found a get-rich-quick scheme that he couldn't make work for him. A truly self-made man, he rose from being a shady local shop owner in Hackney to a well-known and well-respected businessman in the City. He can see immediately if a deal is a steal, and if you need to sort the buyers from the spyers he's your man. Just don't bring up his origins, 'cause he's a lil' bit touchy when it comes to stereotypes.
Weakness
Albert does not like to talk about wealth and poverty, and is offended by terms such as:
- A cheap suit
- Homeless man's socks
- Your house
- Your Kettle
- Made a poor deal with
- Cannot buy a Stairway to Heaven
- Doesn't own a color telly
- [Is/Are] an uneducated nincompoop
- [Is/Are] worthless
- Wear(s) second hand clothes
- Like a minging peasant!
- You commoner!
- You posh fopdoodle!
- You son of a washerwoman!
Unique phrases
- The Cozzers
- Your Kettle
- Your pimply arse
- [Is/Are] racist
- Ate Yul Brynner with
- Give(s) a butcher's hook at
- Made a poor deal with
- Send(s) you warmest pots and dishes
- Used to steal from orphans
- And stop being a berk!
- And that's a load of bollocks!
- And that's racist!
- Innit?!
- Or is it about the way I talk?!
- You ginger!